January 2012
12 posts
I will write the URL of every person who reblogs... →
helloopandee:
moxiearien:
johndothewindything:
smugleaf42:
ezio-auditores-hot-ass:
maplewren:
joccey:
nessanessama:
nessanessama:
No matter what it is.
Just in case anyone thought I was kidding. E v E
I demand to be on that…
ok
1 tag
That one follower on Tumblr who always reblog your...
jackie-smile:
Seriously:3
jonbloom:
the cutest bear attack ever
silly young bear
Karp: Fanmail was unveiled this morning. How did the community receive it?
Tumblr staff: Based on the reactions we've seen, it seems to be one of the most unpopular and needless additions we've made thus far!
Karp: Yes... yes that's perfect. Say it again. Slower.
Tumblr staff: Sir? There is... a small problem.
Karp: GOOD. I THRIVE ON PROBLEMS. What is it? Does the page crash when you try to send any fanmail? Does it unleash a virus into your computer? Most importantly, can we blame it on Missing E?
Tumblr staff: It's not anything like that. It's... the community has discovered that we haven't put any limits on the fanmail option. No character limits. No hourly limit. We're afraid they might be using it to.... COMMUNICATE.
Karp:
Tumblr staff:
Karp:
Tumblr staff:
Karp: Shut. It. Down.
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
reblog with your favorite word
orangelemonartt:
katzmatt:
gunslinger-radio:
ikethedyke:
brozies:
quazza:
manboobmaiden:
jessi-slaughter-is-back-bitches:
colinception:
pinokioh:
p-mctully:
twofivethree:
applejacks-blog:
vivid
Sky.
Justice
unorthodox
Siren.
pizzazz
belly
:x
Milk
Lugubrious
Zwiebel
Clairvoyance
GOBLET
Indubitably.
the
If my son was gay
Son: I'm gay
I am now confused because I have never had a child and I don't know who this person is
December 2011
69 posts
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
Dark Cage wallpaper, saved at low quality.
wecansexy:
mspandrew:
Please bear in mind that not a single living soul requested this.
Y/W.
thanks
my life is complete
1 tag
capricious-chai asked: Boner.
joonyong:
“he’s so sexy!!!! I wanna rape hi-“
that unfollow button is so sexy
i wanna click it
2 tags
wallabeans:
JOHN: then maybe i’ll just hop over real fast, and give karkat a fist bump, and give dave a hard time about his hella tight little hood, and then hop back?
2 tags
lavender-ice:
∧∧ ( ・ω・) im no baka _| ⊃/(___ / └-(____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ <⌒/ヽ-、___ im sugoi as hell /<_/____ /
this too
fuck
2 tags
kanaya....kanaya baby what are you looking at
sleepy0wl:
1 tag
1 tag
Reblog if you're a cuddler.
gloomyburr:
reaill:
Yep
I cuddle a pillow with images of fictional characters dancing through my head
I have a tanglebuddy at my school for just that reason.
LOVE YOU, KOALA, YOU PRECIOUS BABBY YOU
oh pillow
you’re always so cuddly
10 more and I'll have 69 followers
coffee-and-paperbags:
ihasnousername:
I will totally draw something inappropriate if I get 69 followers I might even let you guyz decide what I should draw (even though I have a huuuge to-do list)
follow dis bipche please
yes do that
1 tag
Reblog if you're single this Christmas.
You + _______ = cute couple.
musicalsharpie:
paranoidandroid42:
kats-in-space:
Me+Me
Hah
HAH HA HAHAHA
/dies
But I’m really curious…if any of you would like to go into my ask at all…
GO FOR IT YEAH?! YEAH PAIR ME WITH WHATEVER
SOME PLANTS OR SOME SHIT
I DON’T KNOW
FUCK
yayayayay
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
almostacquiredsanity:
littlestarlolo:
rainbowsfireworks:
thechriscolferfangirl:
leeminkyo:
killafishlipsx:
PLEASEEEE PLEASEEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heheehe… Do your worst, followers. ;)
oh my god you guys!
I love creepy compliments! Please do this!! 8D
COME AT ME.
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
alyssaties:
bring it